Bandits? Sure, why not?

The two of you found yourselves (individually, not together) rather down on your luck, through twists of fate most unkind. Unhappily draining huge tankards of ale (with your few coins), you came upon a posting needing soldiers for hire. Neither of you having much in the way of martial experience, you at first scoffed at the message, but your empty pockets and the addendum "Muscle more important than brains. Good pay" sadly attracted you. So you found your way to the inn mentioned in the post, only to see that the offer was attractive to many men, not only yourselves. However, the natives around this region lack the size of either of you, and that made you feel somewhat more comfortable.

Indeed, you see an attractive elven woman at the bar surrounded by would-be applicants. Many are obviously attempting to sway her with flattery, or flirtation, and she is clearly not one to be so swayed. She motions and several Italian men wearing black leather surround her, pushing the louts away. She then steps upon her barstool and lightly ascends to the bar itself. You can see that she wears fine blue robes and is well armed with sword and bow. She speaks, and her voice is suprisingly deep, "I need two, just two!" Her voice rings out over the small crowd of men. Then, amazingly, she rises up off of the bar and floats neatly through the air. She looks intently down at the men, many of them attempting to get a glimpse from underneath only to be foiled by some sort of metallic armor she wears beneath the robe.

She immediately points out Forte, as he is the largest man in the crowd, "You there, you'll do." She then continues to look about before double taking at Leslie's massive frame. Though short, he is clearly terrifically muscular, "And you." She then gestures to the rest, "Thank you for coming." Then her voice deepens even further, and an unnatural echo booms out, "You may go." The men, just moments earlier fawning about her, make haste for the exits, and the common room is quickly empty of all those in it other than the two of you, the elven woman, who is now settling back into her chair easily, and the four men in the black leather, who sit with her.

Leslie chuckles to himself at the site of the fleeing men, a sound reminiscent of rockslides. He looks at the other chosen one, sizing him up.

The woman then looks at the two of you appraisingly, and you begin to feel a bit like sides of beef. "Yes, you'll do nicely. Gather your things. We leave immediately" She is clearly not interested in conversation. As the two stare at her, she realizes that all they have is upon their persons, she smiles a rather unfriendly smile, "Do you ride?" Not waiting for an answer, "It matters not. You will ride today." She then sweeps up and walks out the inn's front door, followed quickly by her men.

Opening his mouth to answer the Elf's question, Leslie finds himself about to address thin air. He shrugs his massive shoulders, and turns to follow her out. On the way, he sticks out his hand to his new companion. " Leslie's the name, friend. And you be... ? "

Shaking the stranger's hand firmly, he responds, "I am called Forte."

Assuming you will follow her, she leads you to the stables. Inside are seven horses. Five are normal riding horses with basic tack and gear and two are large strong horses with fine gear. They seem preternaturally calm, even as the strangers approach them. "Do not salivate so, gentlemen. These horses will be used by you, but will not belong to you. If you attempt to steal them, I will make you wish that you had never been born." Once again not giving the two brawny fellows room to speak, she continues, "If you serve me well, though, you will be granted their use. Their former owners...fell on hard times." At this the four black clad men laugh, and the woman smiles, "Now they belong to me. If you wish, after you have served me well for enough time for it to be worth it, I might sell them to you."

She then changes her tone slightly, but still does not leave room for any interruption, "And as to that, the agreement will be that you all are paid one gold royal a day for your services. If you are required to do anything other than sit and look angry, bonuses will accrue. I will also pay for your food and give you someplace to sleep at night. This is satisfactory to you?" Her tone indicates that she has no conception you will say no, and a brief glance toward the leather clad men, whose hands stray quietly toward their weapons, indicates that you may not have terribly much choice in the matter.

Forte nods his agreement.

Leslie ogles the fine steeds, ears perking at the Elf's suggestion of possible future ownership. By the time she finishes laying out her terms, he has a hard time keeping his jaw from banging the floor. "A gold royal a day!" he thinks, " plus board and lodgings... Les my boy, you've hit the jackpot!". He quickly gathers his wits, and addresses the woman. " I am called Leslie, m'Lady. Leslie LeCroix. And what might we call you, our benefactor?"

Forte looks to the elf, wondering if she will answer. His hazel eyes glance sideways at Leslie, then quickly back at the elf.

The woman looks impatiently at them for a moment, "I am Fyodorll, and I did not hire you for witty repartee. I hired you to look like great lummoxes, which is what I expect you to do!" She then floats up onto the back of one of the smaller horses, a finely muscled steed, which clearly is enamored of her. Her cronies mount the other small horses and wait for you to mount the larger steeds. With some trouble, Forte manages it, while Leslie swings with some ease up into the saddle.

Without a word, Fyodorll begins pacing her horse out of the stable, with her henchmen in tow. The two of you follow, but have to duck your heads to avoid the top of the barn door. You depart just in time to see that Fyodorll has ridden up to the gates. She has some words with the robed functionary there, some coins change hands, and she waits impatiently for you to catch up. She seems to have some sort of control over your horses, as they move forward more of her volition than yours. As you reach the gate, the small man there does not even look your way, but turns and begins writing on a massive ledger just inside the gatehouse.

Fyodorll gestures toward you, "You to will ride one in front and one to the rear, with two of my men on your sides. I wouldn't want you to get any ideas about leaving my employ so soon." Once the arrangements have been made, she begins setting a brisk pace. The horses you ride seem to keep the same pace as she does effortlessly, even though they bear the weight of large armored men.

Unfortunately, you have no further opportunity to converse, as from the get-go Fyodorll sets a hard pace. It is now evening, and you assume that she will stop for the night, but she does not seem to be terribly affected by the night, and slows her pace only marginally. With the moon high in the sky glistening off the river to the south, which your route parralels, she finally halts you, and you utter thanks that the ride is over at last.

Fyodorll knocks on the door of a small cabin hard by the river, and you hope that this will be your resting place for the night, small, but it looks warm inside. However, it is not to be, as an older woman comes out of the cabin, speaks with the elf, and then motions toward the small jetty that reaches into the river from the cabin. You can barely see in the moonlight that there is a ferryboat there, not large enough to carry more than one of you at a time, but it does look strong enough to carry a horse and rider. And so it does. The older woman wordlessly escorts each of you across the river, dropping you off on the clearing on the other side. As the two of you ride, you get the distinct impression that the woman is not fond of Fyodorll, or you, as she ignores any attempted conversation.

Two of Fyodorll's men cross before you, and two after, as it is clear she is taking no chances with you. Then as quickly as you can think of it, Fyodorll leads you on to more riding. Clouds begin to obscure the moon, and soon it is quite dark. However, you do not stop. You can only see and feel the tree branches that slap you in the face as you go by for several hours. You emerge from the forest and see that it is somewhat clearer, though you cannot imagine how the elven woman could lead you at such a pace through the forest at night. Clearly she must have some knowledge that neither of you does.

As the sun rises, you see that you are on a path on the northern edge of yet more forest. Seeing the sun come up seems to displease Fyodorll, for she immediately leads the group of you back into the forest, and you ride again for an hour or so before the path rejoins you, carving into the woods. She seems happier with that, and slows the pace somewhat. After another two or three hours, she slows further, and you see some sort of encampment ahead. It is made up of three old covered wagons, and between them there is some sort of corral. Fyodorll smiles a bit and rides her horse into the corral, where you see there is hay and grass aplenty. The others follow her lead.

She looks toward you and half-smiles, "You did well, for musclebound deadheads. You are permitted to rest." She gestures toward a lean-to built shabbily against the side of one of the wagons. She then turns and heads into the largest tent, which has a sign above it reading, "Miss L. Fyodorll--Equine Entrepreneur--Dealer in Fine Horses" It also has some meaningless gibberish written below that in a flowing script.

Your horses, whether you allow them to or not, pace into the corrall and begin to eat. One of the leather clad men waits for the two of you to dismount, then closes the corrall gate behind you. He chuckles a bit, "We work at night and sleep by day here, gentlemen. You can sleep over there and we'll wake you when business hours begin." He then walks over and joins his comrades, who walk in pairs toward the remaining two wagons.

Time passes, whether you choose to sleep (likely) or not. Though you seem to have free reign over the camp, you get a strange twinge that you are being watched at all times, and so behave yourselves. Perhaps once you have acquainted yourselves better with Fyodorll, she will trust you a bit more.

Before you know it, you are being shaken awake by one of the men. You look up and see that the sun is setting. "Up and at them, men. Time for you to do your thing." You rise clumsily to your feet. Fyodorll emerges from the main wagon looking fresh and actually quite attractive. She gestured toward you, and you come forward. She then places you, like children, to either side of the main door. "If anyone comes calling, you will stand alert and do your best to look dangerous. Finger the hilts of those monstrosities you call weapons, flex a bit, you know the drill. Do not address me or summon me. My men will take care of that. Do not speak to the customers. In fact, do not speak at all unless I instruct you to. You are here to make sure that noone raids this camp. If someone in fact does bring about hostilities, I am more than prepared, and you will probably not be necessary, but I find that merely having men like yourselves keeps most of that type of thinking to a minimum."

She then turns and walks back into her wagon. The others tend to the horses, play cards, and drink a bit, though not excessively. Any movement toward them or away from Fyodorll's wagon, though, is met with a glare and the men gesture for you to return to your posts. A boring night passes.

This goes on for several days, and you begin to wonder how the woman survives at all. You also begin to chide at the monotony of the job. The other men still appear to have no desire to interact with you, and when you attempt to strike up a conversation with each other, Fyodorll emerges and silences you. Thus it is perhaps the most boring period of your life. The only excitement provided is when an older man approaches in the late evening on the third day. Fyodorll emerges almost instantaneously without being summoned, and she looks quite stunning. The man smiles appreciatively at her beauty, and she returns the smile.

She then gestures toward the wagon door. The man smiles from ear-to-ear and rushes up the stairs. You look at each other in amazement as Fyodorll shuts the door behind her. It is impossible to hear what is going on inside, but when the wagon starts rocking, you don't bother knocking. The men in the camp openly smile and laugh. After only minutes, the activity stops, and the man emerges, dishevelled, but clearly very happy. He stumbles down the steps, losing his balance, but rights himself. He then whistles toward the woods he came from. Two young boys emerge, and the familial resemblance is striking. They are quiet, clearly nervous, but Fyodorll emerges, looking unfazed by her recent relations, and gestures them inside as well. They gape at her beauty and then rush inside. Your eyes grow even wider as soon after that, the wagon starts moving again, this time a bit more violently.

After a half-hour or so, the door opens again, and the two boys emerge. Both are red-faced and seem a world away. They manage the steps down and walk toward the older man. All three share a broad smile. They then walk a few paces into the woods and return, each holding the reigns of a riding horse. They appear to be somewhat attached to the animals, and you can see from their worn tack and saddle that the horses have been well-used, but they are quite healthy. The leather-clad men gather the horses up from them wordlessly and escort them into the corral. The older man seems somewhat sad to see the horses go, but looking at the glowing faces of his sons (for these clearly are his sons), he seems satisfied. All three then walk back into the woods and disappear.

Any mention of the "business" is responded to by the men, who gesture with a slashing motion across the throat, and you realize that any speech of theirs is well out of hearing range of the wagon. Another day passes, and Fyodorll rarely emerges from her quarters, once every evening to tend to her horse and take the food that the black-clad men prepare for her, and then returns. She hardly speaks to them, and does not speak to you at all. The food the men prepare is actually rather good, and one of them appears to be some sort of cook, but they are all business even at meal times, appearing to only let down their guard around each other, certainly not around you. You begin to think that you must smell bad.

On the sixth day of service (the men briefly mention that you will be paid at the end of the week), you hear quite a bit of activity coming from the eastern forest, and the men bring their swords up and rush toward the lead wagon. You do likewise, though Fyodorll does not emerge. Suddenly, a ragged bunch of little men with pointed ears emerges. One of them yells out in some unknown language, "Fya! Gogra!" Fyodorll emerges as if on cue and gestures for all of you to calm yourselves. She responds to the little man in the same harsh language. They converse for a few moments, and then both nod. Fyodorll sweeps into her wagon once again, and you cannot help but see a broad smile on her face as she does so.

Meanwhile, the little men begin moving about, and then bring forward a herd of beautiful pure white riding horses. They are somewhat scratched, and you can see that some of the men are injured as well, but the horses are fine nonetheless, very high quality. Fyodorll emerges from her quarters with a heaping bag of coins. She hands it to Leslie and points toward the little men. He walks over to them, and the lead one snatches it from him. He opens the bag and Les can see that it is filled with gold. It must be almost four hundred royals! The little man gestures toward the others, and four of them emerge to take the bag. They then disappear back into the woods, leaving a full two dozen of the beautiful white horses, which the men gather up and escort into the corrall. Fyodorll fairly gushes to the men as she looks at the horses. She is happier than you imagined she could be.

She looks toward the two of you, "Well, done, men, we shall profit well from these beauties." She then brushes by you both with a smile and returns to her wagon. You can hear her rustling about inside.

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